{"product_id":"blonde","title":"Blonde","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight Doesn’t Mean Boring. Hazel Was Wrong. She Won’t Say That.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe picked it up skeptically. Set it back down. Picked it up again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe AI boys noted the hesitation. One of them started a timer. Forty-seven seconds of skepticism before the first sip. Then silence. Then a second cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe has never acknowledged this publicly. The timer exists. The spreadsheet is locked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur Blonde roast is a med-light roast sourced from the sun-drenched highlands of Central America and Africa — smooth, approachable, and surprisingly complex. Citrus brightness, warm honey sweetness, and a hint of caramel that shines brightest as a sweet espresso or a gentle pour-over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you think light roasts are boring, this one’s about to change your mind. Hazel’s mind was changed. On record. Locked spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBeardo’s orders: brew it. Keep an open mind. The timer is already running.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat’s in the Cup\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoast: Med-Light\u003cbr\u003eOrigin: Central America \u0026amp; Africa\u003cbr\u003eFlavor Notes: Citrus, honey, caramel\u003cbr\u003eBest as: Pour-over, sweet espresso, or black\u003cbr\u003eGrade: Specialty grade, roasted to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Beardo’s Difference\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecialty grade. Roasted to order. Not sitting on a shelf. Delivered fresh to your door.\u003cbr\u003e☕ Free US shipping. 5–7 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLight roast. Heavy flavor. Zero apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e ☀️☕\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Beardo's Brews","offers":[{"title":"Coarse \/ 12oz","offer_id":45207028498541,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-12OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 1 LB","offer_id":45207028531309,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-1LB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 2 LB","offer_id":45207028564077,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-2LB","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 5 LB","offer_id":45207028596845,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-5LB","price":94.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coarse \/ 12 LB","offer_id":45207028629613,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-CO-NA-12LB","price":194.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 12oz","offer_id":45207028662381,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-12OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 1 LB","offer_id":45207028695149,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-1LB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2 LB","offer_id":45207028727917,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-2LB","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 5 LB","offer_id":45207028760685,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ES-NA-5LB","price":94.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 12oz","offer_id":45207028793453,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-12OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 1 LB","offer_id":45207028826221,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-1LB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 2 LB","offer_id":45207028858989,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-2LB","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ 5 LB","offer_id":45207028891757,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-ST-NA-5LB","price":94.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 12oz","offer_id":45207028924525,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-12OZ","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 1 LB","offer_id":45207028957293,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-1LB","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 2 LB","offer_id":45207028990061,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-2LB","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Whole Bean \/ 5 LB","offer_id":45207029022829,"sku":"TVARBLONDE-WH-NA-5LB","price":94.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/2464\/0109\/files\/image_20ec1081-cbb1-4086-89cd-cb212d33a8de.png?v=1781111719","url":"https:\/\/beardosbrews.com\/products\/blonde","provider":"Beardo's Brews","version":"1.0","type":"link"}